You Don’t Really Know Much About Halloween

Hey, I’m going to get back to my Halloween sequel-a-thon any day now. I’ve just been busy, nerds. Busy not watching these movies. I don’t know why I’m stalling. Especially since the next one will likely be the most entertaining: the allegedly bonkers Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

Killer Halloween masks? No Michael Myers? Robots? Mustachioed heroes? Sign me the shit up. Weekend plans: sorted!

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