We’re already off to a bad start, nerds. I got an angry fax* from The Waitresses this morning informing me that I was “100% fucking wrong” yesterday when I declared “Merry Christmas Everybody” to be the Greatest Christmas Song Ever.
We here at Funky Carter sincerely apologize for the oversight. We were tired when we wrote that post, and possibly drunk. So please enjoy the actual Greatest Christmas Song Ever, with our humble apologies:
* – They’re from the 80s. Don’t think about it too hard.